Famous golf quotes

Golf is hockey at the halt. 
Arthur Marshall, 1985
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes, they'd come up sliced. 
Attributed to both Miller Barber and Lee Trevino
Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. 
Author Unknown
Golf is a lot of walking, broken up by disappointment and bad arithmetic. 
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The sport of choice for the urban poor is basketball.  The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is bowling.  The sport of choice for front-line workers is football.  The sport of choice for supervisors is baseball.  The sport of choice for midd
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When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit. 
Author Unknown
Golf is life.  If you can't take golf, you can't take life. 
Author Unknown
I've spent most of my life golfing - the rest I've just wasted. 
Author Unknown
Even God has to practice his putting. 
Author Unknown
The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil. 
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I trained more than anybody ever in a golf film ever made - my swing is pretty hot.
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The Most Holes-In-One in a career is 68 by Harry Lee Bonner from 1967 to 1985, most of them at his 9-hole home course of Las Gallinas, San Rafael, California.
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